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[–] [email protected] 54 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago) (2 children)

This is my sign that I should get on my rowing machine

Update: I did 20 minutes of moderate exercise today!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

You know this isn't a mirror, right?

[–] [email protected] 40 points 17 hours ago

Then why do I see myself in it?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 13 hours ago (3 children)

Hey do you actually have a rowing machine? I've been looking at them for over a month and I just have no idea what to get. Curious what you have and if you like it.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 hours ago

Dont cheap out too much, really cheap ones have terrible mechanisms which will make you not want to use it. They are big, heavy and kick your arse exercise wise so they tend to get sold second hand quite often. Much better off buying a used higher end machine than a brand new cheap one.

Concept 2s are very popular in gyms.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 12 hours ago (3 children)

I have one and I love it. I went with a concept2 and it's great.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 12 hours ago

I can second the Concept 2. I’ve had mine a few years and it’s still a solid workout.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

I used to love using a rowing machine.

After having lost a significant amount of weight, I no longer have the necessary padding in my ass and sitting on one, especially leaning back is excruciating due to a common problem among obese people. My tail bone is permanently fucked.

Never get fat friends. Some things your body recovers from as you lose weight, some things you carry forever.

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[–] [email protected] 70 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

People these days just don't appreciate a strong and healthy frame when they see one.

You may not like it, but this is what peak male performance looks like.

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[–] [email protected] 53 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

I'm surprised the NKs haven't cannibalized him out of desperation yet

[–] [email protected] 25 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

They tried, but he Akidoed them all to death by using their own energy against them and eating them first.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 14 hours ago

At least that last statement is believable.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 13 hours ago

So the 10.000 NK troops Kim sent are really just rations to get Segal through the Russian winter then?

[–] [email protected] 24 points 16 hours ago

The Ruskies are getting him ready for Xmas.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 hours ago

Holy-diabetic-cow... Please please put the Russian jabba on the next Expendables. He can just sit on Statham while he slaps fights Stallone!

[–] [email protected] 24 points 17 hours ago (4 children)

to be morbidly obese at 72 doesnt typically end well.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

none of us will end well. 72 is a great run. so many who don't even get that far. nobody gets out of this thing alive.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 14 hours ago

Imagine we had John Candy until 72 and Steven Seagal only lasted until 43.

[–] Imgonnatrythis 2 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

I wonder how old this Pic is? Very possible Steven isn't doing well financially, but hard to imagine he couldn't afford ozempic.

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago) (4 children)
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[–] [email protected] 19 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

What the hell ate the thing that ate Seven Segal?

[–] [email protected] 30 points 17 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 16 hours ago

Remind me of a joke:

Why is six afraid of seven?

punchline

Because seven is a registered six offender.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

I understand how he turned fat, but how did he turn asian?

[–] Imgonnatrythis 2 points 12 hours ago

The Vapors already explained this years ago.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 13 hours ago

Maybe he underwent the reverse of the procedure Colonel Graves had in Die Another Day.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 17 hours ago

Aikido’d the fuck out of some hamberders.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 17 hours ago

I think that's more than Seven Seagulls

[–] [email protected] 11 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

That's a tactical kitchen chair, he does his best shooting from there.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 17 hours ago (5 children)

One of the funniest videos on YouTube is cumtown talking about segal movies

[–] [email protected] 7 points 16 hours ago

Fatly walking around corners

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 12 hours ago

I watched this video, in Russian

[–] [email protected] 9 points 18 hours ago (1 children)
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[–] iAmTheTot 12 points 17 hours ago

Russian economy doing very well, look how much food they can afford!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 18 hours ago (1 children)
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