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[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I never understood why the defenders were still told to hold fire at this point. Clearly the uruks are in range if an old dude who doesn't have the strength to hold the string back for long can nail one. Why not unleash the barrage while they're doing their pregame pump up ritual?

[–] Gullible 15 points 1 day ago (2 children)

It’s a “whites of their eyes” reference. The enemy is decked out in full plate so lucky shots are all that would strike true at that range. Their hope was that the archers’ aim would improve, and therefore enemy casualties, once they scooted in a smidge. However, that underlies the overall issue of inexperience from bottom to top. Or it was just for cinematic effect, I’ve never watched the director’s commentary.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

There’s also a “shock and awe” component. At that range, you’re just dealing with a bunch of random shots. Imagine instead getting up closer, and meeting a solid wall of arrows, destroying the whole front of your army!

Maybe Orcs have different psychology but that would discourage/panic most sentient beings

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Considering they seem to have unlimited arrows, they should fire upon them for lucky shots, and then continue with greater accuracy as the orcs close the distance.

[–] Gullible 1 points 1 day ago

Yes, but

that underlies the overall issue of inexperience from bottom to top

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

You only have so many arrows. Why waste them at extreme range? One lucky shot doesn't disprove that.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

Yeah, it's not like they were waiting for last minute diplomacy.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

False, that orc's falling was the beginning of battle.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

I'd like to apply for the role of "Orc that falls over" for the movie plz

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

It was a really good shot though.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Think about having to go tell his family not only that he died, but how he died

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago

Hysterical Orc wife: Just tell me he died a hero! You: No, it was much funnier than that

[–] mindbleach 4 points 1 day ago

An orc general in a crudely-fashioned hat steps out of a car and somberly approaches a wet hole in the ground.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

Sounds like the average temp job