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[–] [email protected] 95 points 4 days ago (3 children)

had to look that one up too, aren't you using the three seashells like civilized people?

[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Please, take a clearer pic of the instructions. I must know the secret of the three seashells!

[–] [email protected] 28 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

there you go ^^

though i think those should be reusable instead

nsfw

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

What an incredible toilet that will flush 3 full size seashells without issue.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 days ago

Thanks!

I hate it.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago

Shells? I just use my hands. That's awfully fancy.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

What country thought up this abomination?

[–] [email protected] 47 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Toilet paper is gay, it touches your butthole.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 days ago

It's gay so you don't have to

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago

Only if you don’t get pregnant.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (2 children)

This is funnier because in my country, we actually use bidet showers instead of toilet paper.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Yeah I just use a super soaker, bidets are for pussies.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 days ago

Why stop there?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Where is this promised land

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Lots of places. I did bring this tradition to my home from Thailand. I keep a small towel next to the toilet to dry myself, that I change every week or so.

The main downside is that modern toilets nowadays are wall mounted without any exposed pipes, which makes it impossible to install a bidet without making holes in the wall...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

A lot of sinks have exposed plumbing though...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Yes, if you're lucky to have the sink close to the toilet bowl that'd ideal. In my case I had to run a pipe around

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Replacement seats with built-in bidets are becoming more and more common, they just attach to the water line on the back of tank, they're very convenient.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

Can't attach after installing the toilet without making holes though. Not an option for a rental.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 days ago

His butt is one of today's lucky 10,000!

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 days ago

tf’s a toilet yall

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 days ago

A potato you say? Intriguing.