this post was submitted on 12 Dec 2024
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[–] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 73 points 3 months ago (1 children)

This has similar energy to "you're not in traffic, you are traffic".

[–] ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 10 points 3 months ago

I really pissed off a coworker with this line. Complains about 1.5 hour commute because of "all the assholes in rush hour".

[–] JacobCoffinWrites@slrpnk.net 48 points 3 months ago (3 children)

We get this in my hometown - people see the place, decide they want to live in the forest. They clearcut a chunk of it and build their house. Then when a bear wanders into their new yard (following the same territory it always has) they call the cops.

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 16 points 3 months ago (2 children)
[–] JacobCoffinWrites@slrpnk.net 18 points 3 months ago

I don't even know. I guess folks from the suburbs would call the cops and get an animal control officer to come out if they saw a bear in their yard? But my town was way too small to have animal control - theres like 2 cops and the emergency system switches over to the state troopers at night.

And again, bears live in the woods, of you build your house in their woods they're gonna walk on your deck occasionally.

[–] nossaquesapao@lemmy.eco.br 15 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 8 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Overread the bear, thought it was deer.

Edit: not beer.

[–] nossaquesapao@lemmy.eco.br 12 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Too late, both the deer and the bear are now in jail while the cops drink the beer.

[–] AeonFelis@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

Let's settle on a dear.

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[–] KittyCat@lemmy.world 28 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Depending on your frame of reference, the road is crossing the deer.

[–] MBM@lemmings.world 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

The deer are cross with the road, too

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[–] Shardikprime@lemmy.world 25 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Technically they are jaywalking so this would be a fawnlonie

[–] Squirrelanna@lemmynsfw.com 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Why did I laugh at this?? I THOUGHT I HAD STANDARDS!

[–] meliaesc@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

Don't stop yourself from experiencing joy, it's rare enough.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 22 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I wanna know how deer are taught to read the deer crossing signs so they know that's where they are supposed to cross.

[–] Johanno@feddit.org 15 points 3 months ago

Deers are the ones who put those signs down.

And they are shocked when you drive too fast, so they wait until you drive by and then they jump in front of your car in order to tell you to drive slower.

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 16 points 3 months ago

Now that's an answer to why did the chicken cross the road that I never considered

[–] pineapplelover@lemm.ee 13 points 3 months ago

Same thing happened with the Mexicans. They didn't cross the border, the border crossed them.

[–] Soulg 12 points 3 months ago (1 children)
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[–] Henry@lemmy.ca 6 points 3 months ago

What a double crossed world :)

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 5 points 3 months ago

I really like this one

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