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[–] [email protected] 100 points 2 years ago (6 children)

Why isn't Elon swooping in, offering to build a carbon tunnel to the Titanic ("funding secured") and calling people pedos along the way? Seems like exactly his cup of tea.

[–] [email protected] 40 points 2 years ago (3 children)

I think his days of pretending to be a good guy are over.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 years ago (1 children)

So he can just skip the helping part, just start calling people pedos

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

He’s busy waging a war on trans

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

When did he start? Because I haven't noticed

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

There’s a great punchline about boys hidden somewhere in there.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

He has done it once and cannot be bothered to do the same things over and over again. Rescuing people is a solved problem after all and there is no more challenge in it.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

Because that tunnel would end up having a Tesla inside of it

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

NEXT: Hideo Kojima makes a VR Game that realistically simulates what would be to rescue the Titan, however no player managed to succeed yet, as their submersible also gets stuck in the middle of deep sea, thus also prompting a rescue operation.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Probably he's still been saying that stuff but not enough ppl are left on Twitter to realize it

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 years ago (2 children)

One of the most bizarre non-the-onion headlines I have read in a while.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

It really is

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 years ago (3 children)

But the real question is: is it steered by a Steam Controller?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago

"Great, now that we're close, use the touch pad to extend the robot arm"

They are doomed.

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 years ago (5 children)

I wonder what controller his sub uses

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Just to defend this as an engineer (though not one that works with submarines in any capacity), using a video game controller might sound funny, but it could actually make sense vs. using a device of your own creation. They're highly replaceable, so you have an infinite supply of reliable backups to draw upon. It's not prone to design flaws in the same way a "homemade" controller would be. OTS devices are often designed to withstand certain conditions or modes of use, such as force or moisture or whatever else you anticipate in your environment. They're also widely used, so there are troves of publicly available information on them to draw upon. It might seem silly, but if I were building a titanic submarine YOLO ship thing, I'd probably use something similar.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Engineer here, I think the issue is that they used a crappy one and wirelessly. I wouldn't bet my life on bluetooth.

I mean, the controller could even run out of battery or break down without a backup.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

Are you sure they didn't have spares?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

$30 Logitechs are awful controllers though.

Ask any serious video gamer and they'll talk your ear off about highly reliable hall-effect sensor joysticks and other such high-reliability parts (Cherry switches, etc. etc.) that kick the ass of cheap potentiometers + dome-rubber style switches (like found in a cheap-ass Logitech).

And such parts are available at... $50 to $80. Choosing a cheap-ass $30 piece of junk isn't even saving much money.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

Can't argue with that.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago

Hey the steam controller was kind of a flop but I got one when they went on closeout at like $5 and it's actually pretty sweet. Very niche but definitely unique.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

It runs off of the steam deck

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

They're making a new one and calling it the "Steam Quarter-Deck"

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Too bad the Titanic is below 3000 Meters, we know he won't pass 3

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

If only they had sunk to 2999 meters 2: episode 2

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Is it time again to start praying to Lord Gaben?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

Are you ready for a miracle?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago

Had no clue Gaben ran anything besides steam, especially not a company like Inkfish. Pretty cool.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Please tell me this site is a joke

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago (2 children)

This site is not a joke, and nor is the headline.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

What happened to James Cameron's stuff?

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (3 children)

Deepsea Challenger isn't operational. It's a decade old and in a museum right now.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)
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[–] walderan 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

James Cameron doesn't do what James Cameron does for James Cameron. James Cameron does what James Cameron does because James Cameron is James Cameron.

~James Cameron

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

sadly GabeN can only count up to 2

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

other submersibles can reach 4k meters. Why they say only gaben?

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Gabe uses a Steam Deck for the controls instead of that cheap Logitech model. Much more reliable.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

Are Angry Upvotes a thing on Lemmy? 'cause you've got mine.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

...huh? Even DSV Alvin is still active. I'm sure there are more.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

It's true that after the overhaul about 10 years ago Alvin can dive to nearly twice the Titanic's depth, but Alvin and Atlantis are in the Pacific Ocean right now

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

Just don't expect him to make a 3rd submarine guys

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

People, just trust me, Gabe Newell: it's actually really safe! It's controlled by a Steam Deck hot wired into a version of Source that runs Half-Life 2 and Vampire The Masquerade: Bloodlines at the same time it controls the sub. Just don't pick Malkavian on the selection screen, otherwise the lights might flicker, and the sub might malfunction, leaving you stuck deep at sea.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

This thing would be useless in the search effort

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Half Life 3? ... More like Zero Life 5 I'm afraid.

Crazy to think about these guys sitting in a big tube 4km under water right now with no connection to the outside world.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

The Limiting Factor is somehow both the nerdiest and coolest name for that submersible.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

Honestly, this is a headline I would never have expected in 2023.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

And it's also named after GOU Limiting Factor from Iain M. Banks The Culture series!

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