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[–] Mr_Fish@lemmy.world 41 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)
[–] metaStatic@kbin.earth 31 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

nice of you to assume that wasn't already the case

[–] coyootje@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Well then fatter I guess. Also, just like me fr fr

[–] BluesF@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

Personally I prefer to call myself "fattened", like a pig I suppose, as this clarifies that it is something that has happened to me, not simply something that I am. It's not my fault, it's the mince pies' fault!

[–] oce@jlai.lu 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

The yellow object is actually your ~~leaver~~ liver.

[–] Nanook@lemm.ee 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

What happens if you pull it?

[–] kabi@lemm.ee 8 points 2 weeks ago

You have offended it it. It leaves.

[–] AugustWest@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

I imagined you using voice to text and you have an accent like Cheech Marin.

[–] MrGerrit@feddit.nl 12 points 2 weeks ago

Me on the right the whole year through.

[–] bhamlin@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago

You say full of cheese like it's a bad thing...

[–] TheFlopster@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

I'm full of cheese at all times. What else is there to live for?

[–] Caesium@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I get my wisdom teeth out on the 27th :D

[–] underwire212@lemm.ee 5 points 2 weeks ago

Have fun with them P E R C S

Full of cheese cannot ve that bad of a fate

[–] commie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Christmas is twelve days: dec 25 to jan 7

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

That wonderful time of year where your true love gives you WAY too many birds.

[–] booly 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Way too many birds.

But also I need to know about the maids a milking, the ladies dancing, the lords a leaping, pipers piping, and the drummers drumming. Like, this is a performance where the humans get paid and get to go home afterward, and not like a slave trade situation, right?

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

this is a performance where the humans get paid and get to go home afterward, and not like a slave trade situation, right?

I mean, the song was first published in circa 1780 so..maybe? 🤷

[–] Willy 1 points 2 weeks ago

just need to get employers and the government on board

[–] chemicalwonka@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The best part here in Germany is the Weihnachtsmarkt

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 weeks ago

The Glühwein certainly does counteract the cheese

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

The latter is me 365 of the year. I blame being born during that time period 😛

[–] nifty@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

I’ve already been this for the last few weeks