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[–] [email protected] 42 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Thank the good fucking lord that "FUCK" was censored. I might have had to clutch my goddamn pearls.

Here's some more fucking pixels for you cunts.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

DM: okay you successfully hid from the orcs. You hear them say Frodo isn’t dead. What do you do?

Sam: I walk straight into Mordor and demand Mr Frodo back.

DM: you just walk in? Are you sure?

Sam: Yes. I walk right in and demand Frodo back.

DM: do you ask nicely, how do you ask?

Sam: I said I demand him back.

DM: okay, roll intimidation <this is going to be like a DC 25 roll>

Sam: Nat 20.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 weeks ago

Where the Frodo is mister Frodo? Why censor one Frodo but not the other Frodo?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

/you are killed instantly by ᴛʜᴇ ᴀʟɢᴏʀɪᴛʜᴍ

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago

Absolute chad

[–] threelonmusketeers 4 points 3 weeks ago

Sam rescued Frodo on pi day?