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[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago

C++ compiler errors still won't fit on either screen.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

I love all the Java haters. Like is a stack trace from any other language somehow more readable? Python stack traces are fucking backwards, and also annoying as fuck since you don’t have any type info. C++ you have to enable core dumps and then run a separate tool. Okay fully qualified class names in Java are long, but that’s because you have proper packaging and namespaces which plenty of other languages manage to do much worse at.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'm thinking keep the horizontal one at the bottom and put 3 vertical ones over it, now the vertical one is all the way over there.

[–] shadowedcross 1 points 1 month ago

Hello, one neck pain please.

[–] Dijon 1 points 1 month ago

This has the beginnings of one sick-ass hotwheels track