Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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submitted 7 hours ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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Now I'm in hot water with the Japanese mafia.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago) (1 children)

You sure you didn't mix them up and now you're in the Japanese Mafia without a hot water tub?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 hours ago

I'm just imagining a burley Japanese dude with tattoos everywhere, speaking broken english.

"Please.....remove your penis......from my butthole!"

It just doesn't translate to text. You gotta do the voice.