I'd look up and memorize winning lottery numbers, then teleport back two weeks ago. (4-d space!) And then I'd just buy a lotto ticket and chill until my past self becomes my current self, but with lottery money.
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Home from DnD tomorrow because I don't have a car and it's COLD OUT
"teleport" - How exactly? am I unassembled and reassembled? Or does my body just move there? At light speed? NO THANKS.
What does teleport mean to you? Exactly a me-sized number of atoms shifts places with me? So I won't burst into flames and leave an explosion where I was?
I end up teleported exactly where I intend to be? Without sight? Without knowledge of that location? In the exact space and time I disappear?
Nah nah nah nah absolutely fucking not. no
I teleport to friends house, to show her, that world isn't like we used to think.
This is such an enigmatic response... like something I'd hear in an A24 film
The centre of the earth would be interesting but will save this for my death bed.
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I’ll walk into a park full of stoners, grab their attention and teleport home.
Is the rover on Mars still taking pics? Cause I'd teleport there. Just to make everyone wonder how I got there.
Is the rover on Mars still taking pics? Cause I’d teleport there. Just to make everyone wonder how I got there.
Not just one but TWO rovers are on Mars taking pics right now. This would work for the picture, and then you'd die pretty quick from the water boiling out of your body from the low pressure atmosphere. Worth it.
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Maybe try wingsuit flying or free soloing, knowing that I basically have a get out of jail free card (assuming the teleport doesn't preserve my momentum I guess)
Now you're thinking with portals!
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The Eye of the Universe :;)
Hell
Aren't we already there?