While we are at it, let's make sure they also run Electron since so many companies use it.
this post was submitted on 14 Aug 2023
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All CPUs are Electron-based, if you think about it.
The accenture consultant told the CIO it's top right in the Gartner quadrant... It must be the right solution
Now if you can excuse me, I am invited in the 50th workshop to explain us how they'll fill the excel sheets in the new agile framework they are selling us for the project. Money well spent!
“It’s a magic square. Magic! How could it ever go wrong!”
Ugh, your Gartner quadrant gave me flashbacks to past jobs and I just want to die now.
I see you are not a leader... What a shame /s
blockchain for state management, TRULY speculative execution.
I once wrote an interpreter for a subset of the java bytecode in python. The jvm being a stack machine allowed me to store its state in IPFS and reference past states by their hash, i.e. you get a blockchain of execution states. It worked for a hello world program and was slow as fuck.
I am terrified and aroused
I'm only terrified
And AI for arithmetic operations. That's so brilliant. I think we have a great idea for startup.
Holy shit, this guy is living in the future
You're responsible for cleaning up all this vomit I made just now.
But is it web scale?
For webscale you might want to use mongodb
Edit: oh shit. This is old.
Does it require a lot of configuration though? Does it work?
Speculative haxecution.
You joke but transactional memory in CPUs is a thing ;)
I couldnt even imagine trying to port any non assembly language to circuits in verilog.
It is easier to implement ALU, memory and interpreter in Verilog and run the code with that at that point.
This has to be a joke right?
No, jokes on the internet are illegal because nobody recognizes them as jokes
No, clearly a community called programmer_humor is about serious things