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Shower thought: (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 year ago by tja to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I once wrote an interpreter for a subset of the java bytecode in python. The jvm being a stack machine allowed me to store its state in IPFS and reference past states by their hash, i.e. you get a blockchain of execution states. It worked for a hello world program and was slow as fuck.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I am terrified and aroused

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

I'm only terrified