Too bad they don't know how to not dry up on the sidewalk yet
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Cut my worm in to pieces
This is my last contort
Fragmentation! No breeding!
Don't give a fuck, I'm not even bleeding.
squirmi-squirmi-squirmi-squirmi, (duh-duhn..) squirmi-squirmi-squirmi-squirmi.. (guitar)
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I just stepped on path that giants treaded before me.
I had trauma watching the pain Olympics as a child. I would rather not see it again.
I still can’t believe that was real lol. We had it good back then with lemon party, blue waffle, and meat spin xD
I guess I'm lucky I never heard of that particular corner of the internet
Is each a clone of the original with the same memories? Or are they their own “personalities”?
This piqued my curiosity so I dug into it a bit on Wikipedia. Most worms are dumb as fuck, roundworms are about as dumb as they come with total neuron counts for a roundworm being comparable to a microscopic tartigrade (300 vs 200). Most of this is located in the head of the worm in a brain like structure though, so I'm betting the clones develop their brains independently with no information transfer. I doubt there's a ton of learning/memory forming going on at all though, based on how simple worms are, so it's probably functionally identical. I would be surprised if most worm species exhibit any kind of learned behaviors ever.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_animals_by_number_of_neurons
Excellent comment.
Jesus christ, man, the implications! Fucking bobverse shit right there.
I would imagine only the original retains memories
Salt, sun, dryness and especially FIRE are needed to kill them, they’re invasive, endanger local flora/fauna and don’t have enough natural predators.
Worm of Theseus?
It's the opposite of a worm of Theseus. Each individual part becomes a new whole.
So fire it is.
I think vinegar will do
No! FIRE!
Napalm or thermite, just to be safe
You might be surprised how much thermite won't be impressive here. Napalm sure, sticky fire everywhere. Thermite is hard to put everywhere and really doesn't want to light. Hard enough I'm not sure I have anything in my house that could, although idk how hot a lithium fire gets. Probably not even close.
Just use black copper oxide instead of iron oxide for your thermite then. That'll just spontaneously ignite and explode.
What about termites?
So you’ve chosen the blowtorch I see
Add a little salt
The only solution is exterminatus.