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[–] [email protected] 111 points 1 month ago

Installed everything as Groot

[–] [email protected] 65 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Username: IAmGroot

Password: Hunter2

[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I just see ******* for the password

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago

I see H******

I think it censors my password fully: hunter2

edit: it did!

[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 month ago

get this tree some 2fa

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Error: Your new password cannot be the same as your previous password.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Password question "What was your childhood best friend's nickname?" cannot contain spaces or special characters.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

IamGroot

New: iAMgroot

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Bitwarden

Or Keepass if you hate cloud

Just don't forget the master password (🥲)

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

I am Groot.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

You’ll be stopped. No matter how many times Clementine has to absorb all existence.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

That's what I read. Italian spider man.... I guess he is from new york

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Is he related to Nebraska Spider-Man?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The movies do Groot dirty (and the rest of the team, too, for that matter). He's not a one-word simpleton - in his species, their equivalent to vocal chords harden as they age, restricting their vocabulary. In short, he doesn't say one word because he only knows one word, he can physically only say one word.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Who treats him as a simpleton? Rocket and Thor both understand him and know that he's not just speaking one [phrase] repeatedly.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I mean, this comic does. And the movies at large turned every character into simpletons that at any given moment are saying or doing the dumbest possible thing they could.

Also, Rocket pretending to understand is very in character, but I haven't seen any guardian movies past 2, so I don't know about Thor.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Thor took an elective on Groot's language in college

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Squanchy seems sad.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

He seems to understand other languages fine no reason he can't type in them right?