What's the context for the Nazis in the northwest?
this post was submitted on 27 Nov 2024
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As a resident of "this part wouldn't be that tough", i disagree. The entire Cascade range extending from the top of the central valley to the top of Washington, extending out to the ocean, is very very rough, steep, heavily forested terrain that would be absolute hell to get any kind of equipment through if the locals were to blow up a grand total of three bridges on three separate highways.
Also, fat chance invading the USA from the Pacific. That's like trying to get through a chastity belt by putting your dick in the padlock.
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you do conquer it but the locals keep trying to feed you organic, wild harvested, artisanal Amanita soup
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"Terrain is the first enemy your army will encounter" - Sun Tzu (not really, I just made that up)
Terrain is definitely an enemy you will encounter.
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"That still know the old ways"
A friend and I took an out-of-state friend to a bar and we ordered moonshine. My friend and I could not get over how wrong it felt to buy moonshine in a public place. With a permit.
I'm still surprised you can buy it legally.
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CMP people? What's that
Civilian Marksmanship Program.
Garands, Garands everywhere.
The CPU instruction to compare, I think. (I lived around there for a number of years and have no idea)
Corps of military police? No idea either
Florida man would be the ultimate defender of an invasion, cause he's too stupid to know when to die
It's just the meth and bath salts giving him superpowers. Gotta weaponize the DEA if you wanna take him down
The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting. If you know the enemy and know yourself, you need not fear the result of a hundred battles. If you know yourself but not the enemy, for every victory gained you will also suffer a defeat.
Russian asset in the white house (again :p )
There is a second contingent of people who wear shorts in the winter in between the corn maze and the Mormons. The ones that who don't own guns still know how to swing a bike lock.
Let's start by attacking Hawaii then.
Ask Japan how that worked out.
So you're saying this map is keeping vital information from us that the Japanese have?
What... they DON'T wear shorts in winter in Florida??
Colorado just sitting there watching? Along with a few other statesβ¦
And I'm not so sure about coastal Northern California / Southern Oregon. It's marked on the map as being not that difficult. But I believe there are still plenty of paranoid, heavily-armed pot growers up in that area.
Coloradans are fit, enjoy difficult hunting in bad terrain, know how to maneuver off road vehicles, are naturally trained at high altitudes, generally have good survival skills, and includes a large population of active or former military.
Not to mention, the Rockies stretch the entire length of the State.
They're a good candidate for the Final Boss.
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To get to Colorado means getting past Mormons, the cartel, machine gun enthusiasts, armed farmers, and backcountry hunters(militia should also be a concern in that area). Colorado is quite well defended by topography and neighbors that they might as well just stay high and chill.