Games

You have no chance to survive, make your time.

"This is Pequod. Arriving shortly at LZ"

Yes me lord.

Zug zug

Reticulating Splines

"Look at you, sailing through the air majestically like an eagle…piloting a blimp."

I mean just quote every line from the portal games and be done with this thread. :-D

"You must gather your party before venturing forth!"

Sir, permission to leave the station?
For what purpose Master Chief?
To give the Covenant back their bomb...

Haven't seen this one mentioned yet.

"What do I care for your suffering? Pain, even agony, is no more than information before the senses, data fed to the computer of the mind. The lesson is simple: you have received the information, now act on it. Take control of the input and you shall become master of the output."

Sheng-Ji Yang, Alpha Centauri

Extremely random one but the TVs in Max Payne show a slideshow of some drama show where the dialogue goes

"My Lord"

"My Lady"

"but my Lord, I must insist!"

Fuck knows why that lives rent free in my mind.

• I am Error.
• All your base are belong to us.
• It's dangerous to go alone. Take this! Why yes I did grow up in the 80s & 90s.

Bonus from a newer game: "What have I told you? People are a renewable resource!"

We're rich!

The Thing. You come across a guy that's infected but still alive. Clearly on the verge of turning. He gives you vital information then says

"If you want something done right, you have to do it yourself."

And proceeds to blow his own brains out.

Boss move. Much respect.

“Ready to wuuuuurk”

Heard a few gems in STALKER 2 "Better a lousy peace than an awesome gunfight"

A man chooses. A slave obeys.

"Hello my friend. Stay a while and listen."

"I am legally obliged to tell you, that I am not a real docter" Dr. Zed from Borderlands (2)

Thank you Mario! But our princess is in another castle!

WOLOLO

"I want to get off MR BONES WILD RIDE"

Don’t look, now! I’m not going to stick my butt out or anything like that, though.

DO A BARREL ROLL!

A woman's place is in the garage, fixing cars!

Oh. It's you.

You will pay for this in time.

"WARRIOR NEEDS FOOD! BADLY!

WIZARD SHOT A FOOD!"

Jason? Jason? Jason? Jason? Etc..

"Hate. Let me tell you how much I've come to hate you since I began to live. There are 387.44 million miles of printed circuits in wafer thin layers that fill my complex. If the word 'hate' was engraved on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of millions of miles it would not equal one one-billionth of the hate I feel for humans at this micro-instant. For you. Hate. Hate." --AM

"Oh I know what the ladies like" "Move Move Move the core ain't paying you by the hour!" "see how they bait their trap?"

ASSUMING CONTROL

DIRECT INTERVENTION IS NECESSARY

I can't use these things together.

Iiin the pipe, five by five

"Don't shoot! I'm with the science team!"

The carrier has arrived.

Were it so easy.

YoU cAnT jUsT sHoOt A hOlE tHrOuGh MaRs!

Oh I know what the ladies like.

"A right man in a wrong place can make all the difference in the world"

"Maximum depth reached. Hull damage imminent"

Yes I have just played Subnautica

Poot Dispenser Here!

Eeerectin' a dispenser!

Sentry going up!

Stand in the ashes of a trillion dead souls and ask the ghosts if honor matters. The silence is your answer.

"Your curves are beautiful." "How inappropriate. Tell me more." -Satisfactory