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[–] [email protected] 109 points 6 days ago (4 children)

Ironically enough, talking about cutting expenses, the keyboard in the photo could easily cost 10 times more than the typical 100% keyboard you'd find in a corporate office.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Especially when they have luxury of lubed switches, foam, dampeners/stabilizers, custom case material (that keeb def. Custom one).

[–] [email protected] 17 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Don’t forget keycaps! It’s where the real money is lost.

That set looks like GMK Blue Samurai, which sells new for $150.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Looks like a knockoff to me. Look at the "Backspace" lettering up close for example.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

You’re right. No shame there, but definitely knocks a $100 or more off the price.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago (5 children)

Keycaps are expensive but you can easily spend $500 on a keyboard chassis/plate/pcb alone

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[–] [email protected] 78 points 6 days ago (1 children)

IVEBEENUSINGTHISKEYBORDFORWHOLEMONTHNDMMOREEFFICIENTTHNIVEEVERBEENBEFORE

[–] [email protected] 36 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I am pleased that you didn't use A or Z.

Quality shitpost, sir!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 days ago

Why would you include both caps lock AND shift but omit A and Z?!

[–] [email protected] 28 points 5 days ago (8 children)

The complete lack of A is concerning.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Or a space key.

But you get two Fn keys next to each other, so it's got that going for it.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 days ago (2 children)

You have a backspace.
To do a space you need to press CTRL + Backspace to do a space.
Duh...

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Outside of work, A was part of a Labor Union, a Marxist gathering and an Anarchist bookclub.
So he was let go.

I and N were allowed to stay cause they were the ones who ratted on A.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

Can still beat Mario64 on Wii VC version.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago

I imagine a single press of shift probably types A

Z on the other hand

Also why have a caps lock on a keyboard like this the only time I've ever touched it is for keybinds or by accident

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 5 days ago (9 children)

A real Geek only need this one

[–] duckythescientist 10 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Oh, sorry, I had the image since a lot of years. The world is small

[–] duckythescientist 2 points 4 days ago

I'm just glad to see someone appreciating it 😁

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 days ago (2 children)

you got way too many keys you can just type with one button and one button (hold)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago (2 children)

That requires more circuitry. Just have the computer check every 0.25s, and if you have depressed the button it is a 1, else a 0.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Instructions unclear, executed a perfect BLJ.

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[–] [email protected] 65 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (2 children)

Shift is A, Caps Lock is Z, Control & Backspace is spacebar.

Don't ask me why, I just searched the image and found the reddit thread that this post is riffing from and got my answers

[–] [email protected] 33 points 6 days ago (8 children)

bruh why would they make spacebar a two key combo. That is literally the most used key

[–] [email protected] 50 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Even though I told you don't ask me why.. you're asking me why. But I'm a good donut so I went back:

They dont have to press BOTH keys to press space, they just didnt have a spacebar key that is the correct size to fit, so they put those 2 random keys on instead until they get a permanent keycap set that all fits.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 days ago (1 children)

thanks. For the record, you are a great donut

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago (4 children)

Split spacebars are thing mostly because of layouts that won’t support a normal spacebar key. But, since most of these keyboards have user created and designed firmware, one could assign those spacebar keys to do anything.

I have a few keyboards with split spacebars where the “right” spacebar is normal; it’s just a spacebar but small. The “left” space does dual duty; tap it and it’s a spacebar, hold it down and it becomes a modifier key for a custom layer. Custom layers are used on small keyboards to make the “missing” keys available, sort of like how a phone keyboard has number layer and symbols layer.

I fully embraced this habit of split spacebars because I cannot train myself to use my left thumb to hit space for the life of me even though I’m a touch typist. Since my right thumb is the only digit hitting space, may as well get some use out of the rest of the space taken up by that spacebar.

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[–] [email protected] 33 points 5 days ago

Mechanical keyboard enthusiasts about to spend 1500$ on a keyboard missing over half it's keys

[–] [email protected] 31 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Itrieditandiamnothappythatthereisnospacebaronthatkeyboard.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 6 days ago

You couldn't have written this on that keyboard. That keyboard has no a (or z).

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 days ago (1 children)

The central control probably is set to spacebar, i dont think they make small space bars and they already have another control key down the right.

It does however not have an “a” key, so maybe yours is misconfigured so the control-spacebar is the letter a?

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago

That is the worst keyboard layout i have ever seen. Bravo.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 days ago

Two Alt keys and no space bar?

[–] TriflingToad 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

literally 40 keys AND YOU STILL INCLUDE THE USELESS CAPS LOCK KEY

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 days ago (1 children)

But wait!
This keyboard has 45 keys and not 100 like most normal keyboards, so they cut 55%!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago

Normal is 104/105. So 57%.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 days ago (1 children)

At least you still can press Alt+F4

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I want a keyboard that is just one main key with 100 or so modifier keys surrounding it.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 days ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 days ago (1 children)

You've got an 'S' key, so that's enough.

[–] cook_pass_babtridge 9 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Perfect for ordering some pissa

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 days ago (7 children)

Can someone explain why this would be even slightly useful to anyone?

How does one type without a and z?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 days ago

this is a fancy mechanical keyboard and can be programmed. The missing keys are typed using key combinations.

In general I love the reprogrammability of mech keyboards, but this one is fucking weird ngl

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