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[–] [email protected] 78 points 6 days ago (2 children)

consensual

Is it weird that im creeped out by this clarification

[–] [email protected] 22 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Maybe because the consensual one isn't usually mind-blowing?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Sad to hear that consensual sex could be non mindblowing :(

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago

Realistically - I would assume - more sex involves Weiner blowing than that of minds.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 days ago

That's the whole point

[–] [email protected] 77 points 6 days ago (1 children)

This is why I donate blood

[–] babybus 7 points 5 days ago

This is why I donate sperm.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 5 days ago

A classic dick of Theseus dilemma.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 6 days ago

Fake: op having a gf and the money for medical care Gay: thinking about someone elses blood in his dick

[–] [email protected] 15 points 6 days ago (4 children)

How does one run low on blood?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 6 days ago
[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 days ago

Slips, spills, and forgetting where you left it over night to discover taste funny the next day.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago

For me, massive amounts of blood loss.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago

Hormone imbalance after a major infection or illness can cause it. Source: Me, i starve my heart of blood if I stand up too quickly.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 6 days ago (2 children)

I'm O- Neo. My blood is given to babies, so no such 'luck'.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 6 days ago

Eww, why are you inside a baby?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago

Huh, small rabbit hole there, wasn't aware there was a special baby blood type. So basically someone who has the luck to have dodged what sounds like a super common virus all their life gets to have special uses for their donations.

https://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/cmv/symptoms-causes/syc-20355358

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 days ago

This someone else might have saved your health. You could be thankful.