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[–] [email protected] 141 points 1 month ago (2 children)

This is very rick and morty, I love it

[–] [email protected] 59 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Truely the dark souls of comments right here.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 month ago (2 children)

This is the Skyrim of humor

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Getting some Boss Baby vibes from this comment

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

CHEEEEEEEEESE

[–] [email protected] 73 points 1 month ago (6 children)

What if I want to be awake for it?

[–] [email protected] 55 points 1 month ago

If they wanted consent they would just ask.

[–] SailorMoss 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I mean how much worse could weird alien sex be than our current reality?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

don't ask questions if you can't fap to the answers.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Wait, what? A gregtech instance?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

My name is gregor, I like to do tech stuff, I am from the EU and I did not check whether something named "gregtech" exists before registering my domain name.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

That explains everyone who was never here

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

That's why you're still a virgin.

[–] [email protected] 63 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Not a very good matrix, that reset button doesn’t even wipe his memory he will be up again in five minutes.

[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Just a sensory reset. And they fixed the bug that let him get out. Enjoy your nightmare.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Hey. That bug's name is Larry, and he has 5 kids and a houseboat.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Nah they'll just label him as schizophrenic and put him on some antipsychotic drugs.

[–] [email protected] 55 points 1 month ago

That’s some delicious existential horror right there!

[–] [email protected] 53 points 1 month ago

I always hate it when that happens

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Makes me think of the “My name’s Buck and I’m here to fuck” scene in Kill Bill.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

My name's Buck, and I'm here to party.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

My name's Eddie, I like Spaghetti

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Sadly, this just reminds me of Gisele Pelicot.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Relax, everybody, he signed a consent form before having his mind submerged deep into a fictional reality while his body becomes used for weird alien sex.

[–] [email protected] 71 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Not exactly, he agreed to the terms of service of a Disney Plus account and the alien R**e Corporation was located on there property And the terms of service included wording including all services associated with Disney Parks.

It won’t hold up in court but luckily the terms force all disputes to be handled by forced arbitration so legally they did nothing wrong.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Thats a cute fantasy but forced arbitration is illegal in weird alien sex contracts.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 month ago

It was unconstitutional last year but Sonald Srump Was elected along with the entire government being replaced by Sepublicans and they rewrote the constitution in Alien court to remove constitutional restrictions on corporations.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Why censor your own words? It's not like you're not saying them.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 month ago

You could if you weren't a coward.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Joke's on you, I'm into that shit

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

We used to say that peeling your beer label was a sign of sexual frustration. Hmmmm...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Can't be, my friend did that all the time and I'm the one being frustrated? 🤔

[–] traches 13 points 1 month ago

ignorance is bliss

[–] RIPandTERROR 11 points 1 month ago

Pointing out the alien color palette looks like it changed 3 times

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

I don't think this is real. Not because it's a crazy scenario, but because the aliens would definitely make a better simulation.

Frankly all i wanna do is escape this reality, so

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (3 children)

The location of the tear in panel 3 and 4 relative to the protagonist’s body prevent me from fully enjoying this piece

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The tear is the fabric of reality, not the beer bottle. You remove the bottle, the tear is still there.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

The problem boobies is referring to is the fact that the tear's shape should be horizontally flipped when seen from the other side, but it's just sorta scaled up in the comic.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Maybe you are seeing through the simulation yourself, and are actually taking part in weird alien sex. Makes you think..

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

That and the color change of lobster’s shirt

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

I'll have what he's having!