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[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 week ago

Passenger: "Owwww! That fucking llama bit my arm!"

Airline personnel: "Quick sir, get on the plane before it attacks you again!"

Solving flight anxiety a bite at a time...

[–] the_real_monte 22 points 1 week ago (2 children)

They better not give those llamas any hats or this therapy will take a dark turn.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

Kaaaaaaaaaarl what have you done?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

nobody would ever need therapy again

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

Ok but can they stop touching my balls because my skin is anything darker than #FFFFFF

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

They've been staples around the PDX airport for the last year or so. There is also Caesar the "no drama llama" who has been around the general Portland area for a number of years.

Always fun to run across.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Of course it's Portland.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Boeing getting desperate with the distractions.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

Shamma llama dingdong!