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[–] [email protected] 1 points 22 minutes ago* (last edited 19 minutes ago)

Why is Dr Oz in the bottom right corner? Havent seen his show in a while

Update: https://www.thelist.com/1580619/whatever-happened-to-dr-oz/

[–] [email protected] 1 points 27 minutes ago

Top right corner, there's a Collage Humor watermark.

It explains why this is so inaccurate

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago) (2 children)

I would trust J.D. with my life way over Dr. Seuss.

J.D. is a fool, but he's also a really good doctor.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 21 minutes ago* (last edited 21 minutes ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 17 minutes ago

Of course not! He's Vanilla Bear to Turk's Chocolate Bear!

^(We^ ^don't^ ^discuss^ ^Caramel^ ^Bear.)^

[–] [email protected] 2 points 14 minutes ago

Depends on which season. Are you extrapolating current JD? Or can we pick season 1 JD, where he has a lot of knowledge, but very little experience, and wasn't a very good doctor yet?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

You're missing Dr. Zhivago, Dr. Kevorkian and Dr. Shipman.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

I'd trust Kevorkian, but only if I'm ready to die.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 minutes ago* (last edited 10 minutes ago)

Kevorkian wouldn't have dreamt of hurting a person who he hadn't made 100% sure was a candidate for assisted suicide. And that was not an easy thing for him to decide.

He seemed like an extremely principled man.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 hour ago (2 children)

I thinki. Could trust Dr Dre a bit more than what you're saying I should.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 minutes ago

Why don't you ask Dee Barnes...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

I feel like Dre is a smart guy, he could figure out how to do a tracheotomy.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago

Y'all notherfuckers act like they forgot about Dre

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago

*Hannibal Lecter

[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

Doctor Evil didn't go to Evil Medical School for six years to be put in the section with no training, thank you very much!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 hours ago
  1. Dr. Phil has training that's a shock?
  2. Bro I'd trust Dr. Pepper more than a lot of people on this list
[–] [email protected] 20 points 6 hours ago (3 children)

Why is Doctor Strange to the left of JD from Scrubs? Isn't he a world renown surgeon or something? Does that count for less because he hasn't had medical practice lately?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 minutes ago

Dr. Strange had his injury in 1963, he probably went through medical school in the 1950's and has been studying magic, not medicine ever since. His techniques and knowledge are extremely out of date.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 hours ago

Not to mention less formal training than Dr. Quinn? At least he’s studied modern medicine and has specialty years after surgery residency.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 hours ago

If I had to guess it's because JD is more of a general physician. Strange was a neurosurgeon before the accident that crippled his hands and led him to study the Mystic Arts. So not only can he not perform surgery anymore without magic but if he was working on you, then you were pretty much in life or death territory anyway.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 6 hours ago (3 children)

I feel like Zoidberg should be a lot lower.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 minutes ago* (last edited 3 minutes ago)

wtf i looked 3 times and didnt see him, i thought you were joking. this meme was a fun idea but the execution sucks

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 hours ago

Zoidberg once heard Fry say blood was thicker than water and wrote down: "Blood...thicker!"

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 hours ago

Nonsense! He's been taking humans apart for years. He can rearrange your body parts into any order you want.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

You've got Doc Ock but no Doc Doom?

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