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[–] [email protected] 89 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I don't believe that for one fucking second. But im happy to be proven wrong.

This is a man who's never worked a day in his life. An 8hr shift running a fryer would kill him stone dead. If he could even do the job at all.

[–] [email protected] 62 points 4 days ago (3 children)

8 hours? lol he’ll probably stand there for a minute, accidentally touch the wrong thing, and walk away with a burn

[–] [email protected] 32 points 4 days ago

A minute? He can stand there and do nothing for 39 minutes!

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 days ago

and he’ll call that burn an attempted assassination

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

He'll drop a cup of ice in the fryer, it'll boil over and get oil everywhere, and then he'll walk away.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Donald, the oil's too hot! Quick, dump a bucket of ice in there before it catches fire!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Just to be sure this would splatter oil violently around the room, right?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago

Quite violently, yes.

It's essentially what happens at Thanksgiving every year when people try to deep fry a frozen turkey and burn their houses down.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 4 days ago (1 children)

With or without her consent?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago

👏...👏...👏

[–] [email protected] 35 points 4 days ago (1 children)

So that was a fucking lie.

Oh, sorry, comment posted too early.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Waaaait for it... waiiiit...

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago

Stay on target...stay on target...

[–] [email protected] 41 points 4 days ago

Trump will visit the state for a third time this week on Sunday to “work the fry cooker”

Trump is scheduled to attend the Steelers-Jets game in Pittsburgh on Sunday

Probably won't be a long shift, 'eh?

[–] [email protected] 28 points 4 days ago
[–] [email protected] 22 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Give the ice a little ride in the basket, Donny.

[–] lurch 16 points 4 days ago

inb4 he's gonna burn the whole place to the ground

[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 days ago

Hope he ignores the safety briefing and spills oil all over himself.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

He's already a McChciken

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago

Inb4 DJ Trump announces nobody cares about frying anyway and presents his latest Pavarotti set instead

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

He's going to fry one basket, say "everyone in the store right now will get their meal on me," and then leave without paying.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

I would love to be his shift lead. I'd embarrass the shit out of him just treating him right and training him by the book. I'd be perfectly calm and reasonable and no pressure if he can't do it.

This approach is because he's gonna embarrass himself and I'm gonna be unassailable. I'm so very good at that. I'm a good boy.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

That what turned him orange?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Sadly, it's just makeup. He's orange because he wants to be orange.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago

Love the side views when it shows the missed parts LMAO

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

He won't be sporting his Shoes for Crews, still gonna have those lifts on. He's falling on his arse as he walks past the vats for sure.