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I want to live forever in AI (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 week ago by sjmarf to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

I’m fine with that as long as the initial variable will be dereferenced after uploading.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Oh hey, just like in Soma.

Edit: Link broke… https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soma_(video_game)?wprov=sfti1

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

I mean, I would sacrifice my own self to benefit an exact copy of me. Or rather, I say that, but if it ever came time to pull that trigger I may think differently.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

As of C++11, there is now a third option,

bool uploadConsciousness(Consciousness&& Conscience) {

which transfers your consciousness via the ship-of-Theseus process of replacing each neuron one at a time so that continuity is never broken.

[–] traches 1 points 1 week ago

Same is true for teleportation