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[–] CaptDust 101 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Holy shit, this guy works the greek restaurant near me. Every detail is right on - the tank top, tiny stool and even the magazine while he's waiting for customers.

Is this some stereotype I wasn't aware of??

[–] [email protected] 149 points 3 days ago (4 children)

No, there's just only one Greek guy and he moves really fast

[–] [email protected] 41 points 3 days ago

It's why he has to sit a lot between moving

Uses a lot of energy

[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 days ago (1 children)

The QTGM, Quantum-Tunnelling Greek Man, is a-

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 days ago

Oh god He found us. He slew this person before they eve-

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

That One Greek Guy as Every Electron In Every Universe.

[–] mindbleach 4 points 3 days ago

A zigzag world line of schmoes with terrible taste in music.

[–] [email protected] 72 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Ive met guys like this before. I never could figure out how they always had a farmers tan but never wore shirts with sleeves. One of life's greatest mysteries.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 days ago (1 children)

The wife beater is just their office attire.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

Now I'm imaging him clock out, go home, and put on a suit and tie as he heads to a dinner party.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 3 days ago

That image has some serious Gorillaz vibes

[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago

Respect the hustle

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I am 100% certain I've seen this guy in a truck stop's restroom somewhere in Bulgaria! He sold me two squares of TP, it was one of those pay-to-pee things and the TP was ""complimentary.""

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 days ago (1 children)

The funniest bit was that the truck stop was literally in the middle of nowhere and there were thickets right next to the restroom...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

you wouldn't shid in a bush

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 days ago

Well, actually... !=))))

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago

Kid named shower:

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago

My dreams often contain conflict that is just bewildering as well. I feel this.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

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