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Sheriff calls for backup over wrong Burger King order (local12.com)

submitted 2 days ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

What would happen if we called their office and ordered a burger? 😂😂

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

Well then they better make it right, or the police will show up....wait a second.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 days ago (4 children)

I don't understand why they refused to correct his order or refund him, but this was clearly an abuse of power.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

Another job well done by sheriff Karen

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago

"But I ordered theonion rings! I need backup here!"

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago

Fuck! I think this was The Onion. This chocky bar is too much for me, I think.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Want me to punchisise your face? For free?!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

Tell the double whopper to stand down!!!

[–] mindbleach 1 points 2 days ago

Local man proves he cannot be trusted with hammer.

[–] [email protected] -5 points 2 days ago

Tbf they should have just replaced the guy's order

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