Large person ≠ large penis
this post was submitted on 11 Aug 2023
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It's a meme, not biology class
Uh, sorry I don't have a clue what's going on because the height measurements are in body parts and the weight measurements are in fuckin currency
lucky for you, the units are irrelevant, it's their relative values that matter here
Relative ? You mean that's his stepsister?
Sweet home Alabama!
what else would you measure body weight to height ratios in other than 1€ coins per ell?
Yeah, but not a good one
"Steroids shrink the tested and bloat the head, so if you see someone with raisinettes and a mariachi head, you KNOW something's up, my friend!" - Robin Williams on baseball doping
That sounds like Stormy's description...makes sense, as that's where Zuck went, probably where Trumpet went too at some point
Pretty sure the Mango Mussolini is just poorly endowed, though. Steroids help* with rapid weight loss as well as muscle building and he doesn't look like he's ever done either..
*Edit: other than some nasty if not life threatening side effects when not used properly in consultation with a good doctor, of course. Didn't mean to endorse steroid abuse 😂
Particularly when they're on that much gear.
And all the roids make it shrink anyway.
Roids only make your balls smaller.
Unnaturally oversized muscles = tiny balls.
Jealousy = jealousy
Totally survivable
I hope someone gets this reference
Your display name pairs hilariously poorly with the article, hahaha.
What are these seconds and minutes and what are lbs?
WHAT THE F*** IS A MILE!!!!!?? 🇪🇺🇪🇺🇪🇺🇪🇺🇪🇺
17.6 football fields
Roughly 800 bald eagles put wingtip to wingtip
the hamster is so cute why did you have to make this comparison 😭
*wife and they, indeed, also have a child
So is it a tiny girl or a huge boy?
Why not a huge girl or a tiny boy?
Because height and build tends to be influenced much more heavily by your same sex parent than the other one. Dunno why, but that's how it almost always works 🤷
It couldo also be an average non-binary or a non-average non-binary
Memes?
Fuck... she better pray he's not a restless sleeper.