this post was submitted on 07 Oct 2024
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You can't park there, mate

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For all parking disasters, not just simple bad parking (for that see yplac.co.uk).

Also includes "you can't park there, sir" for the police equivalent.

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 month ago

A for effort though

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago (2 children)

It's now occurring to me that this is why there are those pillars to either side of gas pumps

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)

...they're called bollards, and you'd be surprised how robustly they must be constructed to stop large trucks...

[–] brbposting 18 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Holy shit, I've never seen the finished clip and I've seen this meme so many times, you are a god

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

This is like that hypothetical time warp were you keep reliving the last few minutes of your life until you can stop your own death but no matter what you do you eventually give up and that was the only way to stop it.

I must have seen this loop 10,000 times and finally it stopped.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

And that pillar laid down it's life heroically.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

No, YOU can't put that in the bin, old man!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Challenge accepted!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

"It's not that the wind is blowing, it's what the wind is blowing. If your ass gets hit by a Volvo..."

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

In Australia, we say "you've binned it" if you crash.

For example "He's binned it in the servo".

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

That will not buff out.

[–] TheSlad 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Ultimate Active I guess it is.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What actually happened here? It looks like it went sideways up the bollard, did something else crash into it?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The car crashed into the back of a van and looks to have spun hard into the petrol station forecourt, bending the bollards back, wrapping itself around the metal upright and ending up on top of the bin. To bend the bollards and the pillar they must have been going at considerable speed.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Yeah that's a nasty crash for sure