this post was submitted on 07 Oct 2024
286 points (98.0% liked)

Greentext

4460 readers
576 users here now

This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

founded 1 year ago
MODERATORS
 
top 7 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] [email protected] 89 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This explains why ghosts and goblins were more prevelent back when society was way more prudish about sex.

[–] [email protected] 51 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Also why the dude in ghosts and goblins ran around in his boxers

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 month ago

gets hit once; strips

I think the protagonist of that game might have been a masochist.

[–] [email protected] 60 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago

I don't remember that peanuts special

[–] [email protected] 59 points 1 month ago

Sex goblins, for sure. Reiterate your devotion to not getting laid by getting a bookshelf and filling it with Jordan Peterson books.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Sounds more like mind goblins to me