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[–] [email protected] 6 points 17 hours ago

Cannonballs fly through the mist, iron on the water,
Cutlasses sharp, slicing harder than a slaughter,
Sails full o' wind, ghost ships in broad daylight,
Maritime gangstas, ready for a fight.

Corsairs creepin', timber creakin', earnin' stripes,
Rum barrels stashed, hidden riches, pirate types,
Ship deck stained, the blood of fallen crew,
Flag black as night, yo, we comin' through.

Seas of fury, under Jolly Roger's sway,
Elizabethen wars, fightin' day by day,
Gunpowder smoke, cannons set to slay,
Bosses on the ocean, warship ballet.

Pirate kingpin, crown made of gold doubloons,
Galley stocked up, drown rivals in monsoons,
Navigatin' stars, maps ain't what they seem,
Ambush in the morn, victory's the scheme.

Swords clashin', rivals gaspin' their last breath,
Treasure chest full, layin' claim to their death,
Grappling hooks latch, pullin' close for the raid,
Gangsta mariners, haulin' hefty payloads.

Signal fires blaze, messages sent by torchlight,
Allies temporize, got their ships in sight,
Betrayals swift, foes dissolve in the brine,
Rogue waves risin', conquering the timeline

[–] [email protected] 5 points 23 hours ago

Broadside krew

[–] [email protected] 1 points 17 hours ago

They play video games?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 19 hours ago

HMS Biggie and HMS Tupac

[–] [email protected] 2 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

As if rap classic wasn't bad enough, now there's British people doing it? JFC.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

Try that shit in America

Old Ironsides'll sink ya!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago
[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Wouldn't that be a sail by?

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 day ago

I'm pretty sure these are just your average British cars.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Tbf pretty sure I've been a drunken whaler while playing Black Flag

[–] [email protected] 1 points 20 hours ago

New DLC crossover!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Don’t their drive-bys involve machetes?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Only if you're a colonial native and you don't need your hands

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 20 hours ago

Belgium is the most famous for it, but it's just an African colonizer thing in general.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Pete & Bas are great but The Northern Boys really do it for me

[–] [email protected] 1 points 21 hours ago

I'm a viking, an angry viking