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[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Diddy staying in jail seems like the safer option for women, so let's stick with that.

Edit: apparently men too, didn't know he was an equal opportunity offender

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Also safer for Justin beiber.

[–] candyman337 23 points 1 month ago

LMAO ignoring a certain part of the allegations there

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago

Funny way of announcing his coming out but whatever works I guess

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The filing from his new legal team members Anthony Ricco and Alexandra Shapiro states that Diddy has agreed to a ban on women visiting his home, that he will undergo weekly drug testing, and that he will not meet with anyone who could be considered a witness or “co-conspirator” if his release on bail is granted.

Seems like less than he 'promised' last bail attempt...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

lol the drugs aren’t the problem here

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago
[–] Batbro 4 points 1 month ago