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P. Diddy promises to 'ban women from his home' if he's released from jail (www.irishstar.com)

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The filing from his new legal team members Anthony Ricco and Alexandra Shapiro states that Diddy has agreed to a ban on women visiting his home, that he will undergo weekly drug testing, and that he will not meet with anyone who could be considered a witness or “co-conspirator” if his release on bail is granted.

Seems like less than he 'promised' last bail attempt...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

lol the drugs aren’t the problem here