Windows pro is when you open the window in your apartment and jump out.
this post was submitted on 18 Jun 2023
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oh my god i had NO IDEA windows could break!!
(not actual tech support, just linux shitposting lol)
(no hate to Windows users though, Windows is a perfectly valid choice for many people <3)
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Same mine doeznt havea windo too
Y'all I need help there's a scary man that took over my computer screen after I clicked on a Windows link and my speakers broke and started blasting out some cryptic musical beat
I would suggest pouring a healthy dose of holy water over all over the computer to try to get the demon out.
I think I have a business idea:
- Hire a priest
- Build a isopropyl bottling line
- Put the priest at the end of the line and have him bless all the bottles coming out
- Hire an army of priests as professional electronics demon purging unit
- Sell it as a service
- profit
Oh my gosh great idea, I did it and now God Almighty has entered my computer 🤩 I can tell because he’s making my computer make fancy crackling sounds. Holy smoke is coming out, hallelujah!
Does the smoke smell or not? If it doesn't it's holy smoke, otherwise you had a demon in your computer and now it is gone.