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Windows Support (shitposting)

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oh my god i had NO IDEA windows could break!!

(not actual tech support, just linux shitposting lol)

(no hate to Windows users though, Windows is a perfectly valid choice for many people <3)

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Windows Pro help (iusearchlinux.fyi)
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Hi. I just noticed my Windows Pro is neither a professional nor does it have a window.

I also tried Windows Home but there was no house.

I think I was scammed. Help. This is there I got it from.

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Y'all I need help there's a scary man that took over my computer screen after I clicked on a Windows link and my speakers broke and started blasting out some cryptic musical beat

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I would suggest pouring a healthy dose of holy water over all over the computer to try to get the demon out.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

I think I have a business idea:

  1. Hire a priest
  2. Build a isopropyl bottling line
  3. Put the priest at the end of the line and have him bless all the bottles coming out
  4. Hire an army of priests as professional electronics demon purging unit
  5. Sell it as a service
  6. profit
[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Oh my gosh great idea, I did it and now God Almighty has entered my computer 🤩 I can tell because he’s making my computer make fancy crackling sounds. Holy smoke is coming out, hallelujah!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Does the smoke smell or not? If it doesn't it's holy smoke, otherwise you had a demon in your computer and now it is gone.