this post was submitted on 24 Sep 2024
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[–] [email protected] 91 points 2 months ago

Officer > office mam is a good pun, the cop just didn't appreciate it.

[–] [email protected] 69 points 2 months ago

Fake: the officer didn't shoot OP.

Gay: OP blew.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago

Never had there been a better time for the classic "takes one to know one!"