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I'm not that addicted (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 months ago by independantiste to c/[email protected]

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Text: Local man addicted to brake fluid says he can stop anytime he wants....

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[–] [email protected] 47 points 3 months ago (2 children)

They really missed out on changing breaking news to braking news.

[–] sjmarf 14 points 3 months ago

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

It was right there!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago

...but fears things may accelerate out of control if he does

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Reminds me of a homeless man I knew that drank windshield wiper fluid when he couldn’t get alcohol… No joke here It just reminded me of him.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

I had an acquaintance years ago whose father owned a carpet cleaning business. When they couldn't afford booze they'd steal carpet cleaning solution to drink. Major.alcoholics at 18/19 years old.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

As long as he doesn't touch my blinker fluid, all is well.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Poor Len.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

Hogwarts is that way Dumbledore