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[–] [email protected] 52 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Played in a creek. Didn't take shoes off. Was awesome, can recommend.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

As long as no socks are involved you're good.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Socks in sandals is an almost keelhaulable offense.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (3 children)

You just condemned every single German dad to an almost keelhauling

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Rules are rules!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

As a German, you have my permission to haul me to Kiel.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Aesthetics here are chef's kiss

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

I'd call those sandals. Where I'm from you'd definitely want to take off your shoes lol

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I love the mosses you have! And that looks like such a refreshing dip

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Those shoes are gonna be slippery, wet and soggy the whole way back

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Actually not. They quickly dried, took about 5-10 minutes while walking. Sure a little bit slippery at first but somehow that soon turned into even better (sticky) grip.

[–] [email protected] 47 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Surprise! The creek is full of blood sucking leeches!

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 month ago (1 children)

blood sucking leeches versus privacy sucking websites …

[–] fin 12 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Your blood will replenish itself, but your privacy will be gone forever

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

There is no unlock origin for real life

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

And netflix are gonna make a series about ya

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 month ago (1 children)

NGL I'd prefer that to Netflix

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Also I prefer the flowers to the pistol.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Exactly

It feels the right kind of welcoming with the flowers that's for sure

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 month ago (1 children)

this took me longer than I'd like to admit

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Oh ...I hate it.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Can we look for bugs in the creek, OP

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] brown567 8 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)

OK but we're holding hands then!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago (2 children)

My grandfather owned a farmhouse out in Nebraska, and we'd go out to the "crick" and wade around in leech infested waters and get bit by mosquitos until sundown. Then we'd pick ticks off the farm dog and dread going to the bathroom because he had a rule "if it's yellow let it mellow, if it's brown flush it down"

He also ran a nudist colony in the desert in California during the winter months. Interesting man.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Crick is plenty cromulent, there's no need for the quotes

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'm gonna put "quotes" wherever I "damn" well please

You're not my "real" dad

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Crick is up here in Maryland too

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Where in Maryland if you don't mind me asking? The western parts it makes sense due to west virginia infection but I imagine the further east you get the less crick you get.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

I'm FROM northern center and western Maryland. I'm on the Eastern shore now.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Not the tiks 😭

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago

"we're gonna play in the creek"

I've heard worse euphemisms for sex.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

going down to the creek to dip my toes in

creek is full of industrial runoff from the giant factory upstream

walk upstream to see the factory

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The primary purpose of the Memphis supercomputer is to provide compute power for Grok.

...

The cancer rate in South Memphis is four times higher than the national average, according to a ProPublica report. And a 2020 University of Memphis study found the life expectancy here is 10 years lower than other parts of the city. South Memphis also has elevated asthma rates, and the American Lung Association gave it a failing grade for air quality. Experts say this is largely due to the neighborhood’s proximity to Memphis’ industrial zone.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

No thanks I don't want to get my socks wet.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Just put plastic bags over them.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Have fun. The water isn't supposed to be that color or smell by the way. Notice nothing lives in that water either. Even Beau miles won't kayak it. You do you though.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

Are you sure the colour isn't just the reflection of the green in the forest?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Looks pretty normal to me for forest stream. The bed of a slow moving stream is typically gonna be pretty dark color, and there is nothing bright around to reflect off the surface

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

I'm more commenting on where I live. It's common knowledge not to play in the lakes or waterways here.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'm immunocompromised, no thanks.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

You will take your necrosis and you will like it.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

what happened to the gun? We're not armed anymore? Are we sure this is a bearless environment?

~~or are there just no men in this forest? Sorry i had to make the joke~~

[–] [email protected] -4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Someone dressed like that would never go outside

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

That is precisely how people spending too long in the creek would look like. "Outside" is not just "urban places", is it? :|

The big eyes though? Well, about that...