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[–] [email protected] 28 points 4 months ago (2 children)

I mean... in fairness, it wasn't going to last.

So since their war-virginity was about to be stolen from them anyway, he made sure to get in there first, for his own benefit:-).

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago

War virginity sounds like something movie Gimli would say to the wood elf

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

And theirs!

[–] [email protected] 23 points 4 months ago

Frodo B. and Samweis G. were, according to our sources, recruited by a Valinor national to export magical waste into enemy territory.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (2 children)

Hobbits are the f-22 of fucking-with-sauron tech. He can hardly detect or manipulate them, compared to the other races, and they are literally small and sneaky around his minions who are generally not built to handle that

[–] threelonmusketeers 4 points 4 months ago

Hobbits are the f-22

[email protected] is leaking...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

That windmill in the foreground with the blue door is where they hold second breakfast.