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would they even recognize him irl (lemmy.world)

submitted 3 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 34 points 3 months ago (1 children)

They would hate him irl. He said to give up material possessions and to help the poor and to not judge the sinner.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

And that His kingdom is beyond this world

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago

as a white guy who used to have long hair and a beard, I got called Jesus alot. I was also accosted by older women constantly, fawning over my hair and my resemblance to their favorite guy. They fucking loved it.

[–] Shampiss 9 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Old people when they see a gay person: 😡

Old people when I point a gun at them: 😫

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Pretty sure the earliest depictions had him short haired and beardless. Took him a few centuries to grow his hair out.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

My facial hair grows at the same rate!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Jesus ist a filthy hippie by todays standards, he would've gotten a baton to the face in the 60s/70s.

Also let's make short-haired white young adult professional Jesus a thing.