Shitty Million Dollar Ideas

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This is a place to pitch goofy million dollar ideas that you had in the shower, as you were falling asleep, or during a fever dream. Think of it is as shitty Shark Tank.

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A jack-off machine with AI powered EEG/ECG monitors that learns to edge you just right. (lemm.ee)

submitted 2 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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Optional VR headset so you can get POV handjibbers from your favorite waifu.

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 months ago (2 children)

No AI needed lol

https://maustec.io/pages/edge-o-matic

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 months ago (1 children)

By attaching to your inflatable butt plug (you remembered to buy one, no?) and reading changes in pressure, this device detects pelvic floor contractions which happen just before and during orgasm in most people. By summing the magnitude and frequency of these contractions, orgasm can be detected and prevented.

$497.00

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wow

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

Future product plans include ability to link multiple units together to create a synchronized play session with multiple users.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago (1 children)

'Frustrating as fuck.'

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

!!!

[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 months ago

I'm sorry, but this is for shitty ideas, not brilliant ones

[–] Old_Jimmy_Twodicks 26 points 2 months ago

I'm shoving money into my computer but nothing's happening

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

Get the VCs in the line stat!