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[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

The invention of the knife is actually what led to the invention of bread. People needed something to cut with their knives.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I'm pretty sure we had knives before we had bread.

We've been killing each other long before we were cooking.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

But were there bread knives before bread? I'm not going to slice my bread with a butcher's knife or a cleaver, that's barbaric!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Obviously, since dinosaurs hatched from eggs.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I was hoping to trigger people into a mad discussion, but you ruined it by stating why. My parents always told me I was a failure, clearly I failed at being an internet troll too.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

But what about chicken eggs specifically??

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Still the egg came first. We talking about evolution right. So a pronto chicken which resembled a chicken slightly layed an egg which hatched a mutated proto chicken which is closer to our chickens. So the egg game first every single time since it's the "birth" of the newer genetic material

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

True. If you go back far enough, though, there must have been something that laid an egg, yet didn't come from one itself.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

You are clearly too good to be a troll.