Technically true, since water does not consume maple syrup.
this post was submitted on 04 Sep 2024
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So you think.
But one day, they'll discover what I've done. Barrels of Canadian gold, dropped to the bottom of the ocean.
You know what you did, Canada, and the seas will drink your blood in return!
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