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There's a package for you! (lemmy.world)

submitted 9 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 9 months ago

Please find enclosed your new Kat™. Your new Kat™ comes with multiple features, including:

Inbuilt vocalisations, which are randomly selected from a range including petite chirps to loud yowling.
A selection of self-maintenance modes, including licking and claw-sharpening. We recommend that you provide your Kat™ with our complementary Kat-Scratcher™ for optimal sharpening.
Multiple behavioural modes, including our specialised SuperKute™ and LiquidKat™ poses.

We recommend powering your Kat™ with our scientifically-proven Kat™ food range for best results.

Disclaimer: Kat-in-a-Box™ cannot be held liable for damage to furniture, vehicles, clothing, bedding, utensils, whitegoods, etc. or any injuries sustained in the use of Kat™.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 9 months ago (1 children)

This says it’s a “set”… I only see one cat.

Better call back and demand they send the full set or else!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago

The set has to be "cat + multiple braincells". They probably specified it's a set because in case of oranges there's only cat until it has it's turn with the singular braincell.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Similar incident

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago

Love the warning label on the box

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago

Defend the fort!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

You see nothing!

[–] Strawberry 2 points 9 months ago

if I fits I sits

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Was the package addressed to Abu Dhabi?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

That cat does kind of look like Nermal

[–] [email protected] 0 points 9 months ago

Bjorks “Hunter” keeps playing louder..