Dude, that part sneaks up on you fucking fast. I can no longer tell the difference between someone in their late teens, and someone who's like 27. It's crazy how much of an indicator crows feet are, and how quickly the age brackets outside of yours start to blur together.

Remember when you were 15 and anyone 30-65 all looked the same mostly? It's like that but in fucking reverse and not fucking funny.

In unrelated news, I've started taking a fibre supplement.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Oh good, yeah, fibre is important. How's the joint pain?

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

nah I am 18, dude really looks like a 14 year old

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago (2 children)

the mountains of Carthage

Ah yes, they mounted their elephants there, teleported to the Alps, and charged down towards Rome.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

For anyone confused: Carthage is flat and currently a suburb of Tunis, Tunesia

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Technically, any group of six or more elephants is considered a Carthage.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

none of those words were in the bible

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Well... I'm pretty sure they mentioned Rome at least once.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

I'm too old and millennial to understand a single word in that post.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Hannibal is frightened by the images he saw in his dreams: A face sticking out of a white throne.

"We're attacking the wrong city boys, turn around. Carthage may yet be spared."