this post was submitted on 08 Aug 2023
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[–] [email protected] 108 points 1 year ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 87 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I think most guys would have just agreed to sell worn underwear.

[–] [email protected] 44 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Whatever Empress's gender, I think we can agree that they're not like "most" people. Whether real or an act, they are pretty extreme and committed to all of their claimed views, one of which is hating men.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

But what if they test the semen on my underwear and find higher than average levels of testosterone?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Gamer girls have sold bath water; you have found your market

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

For the right price, some dude will totally steal a pair from a roommate and make some money lol

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

based on what? they could be an elephant for all we know

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

fair enough

[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The way Empress writes things and the stuff they say fits perfectly into the basement dwelling neckbeard stereotype. There's not a chance in this universe that Empress is a woman.

[–] PM_ME_FEET_PICS 1 points 1 year ago

Thier attacks on fitgirl seemed to be projection.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I am boarding this train ride or die.

[–] [email protected] 99 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Why not just buy the game at that point?? I understand piracy but if you are paying that much for a crack wtf.

[–] [email protected] 84 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

They aren't paying "for the cracks", it's just how they simp for another person. It's like when people give streamers huge donations, makes them feel like they have a friend or a personal connection with the person

[–] [email protected] 51 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Giving back to the community.

[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 year ago

I don’t think this guy had the community in mind

[–] [email protected] 44 points 1 year ago

The ops cracks were just the means in which he could acquire a wiff of the crackers crack.

[–] [email protected] 70 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Please someone tell me this ain't for real.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Everything on the internet is fake. All stories are just made up for fake internet points.

If you tell me I'm wrong, guess what? You are also fake and made up. :)

[–] samus12345 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

This comment right here is fake, and so am I.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If OP is fake, that's solid writing haha

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

if there is one thing 4chan can be relied on for, it's absurd dedication to the pettiest shit.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You think somebody would go on the internet to just say lies?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

in this timeline it's impossible to know

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

~~Dude really posted his email on 4chan 💀~~ ... I was tired

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago

Did I misread? They posted Empress' address.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

her email isn't hidden anyways, it's visible on all of her .NFOs.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago

What is wrong with anon?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

If this guy is from Brunei I know who he is.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

If I had 500$ to spend for having someone crack a game I want to play I would just buy the game.

You can spend the difference on a call girl if you really want

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

I tried Yakuza for free on Gamepass.

Simps really have no economic sense lol

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Why do people like this exist? He clearly has no good use for money, so naturally he has tons of it in excess.