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[–] [email protected] 71 points 1 month ago (2 children)

The ocean loves the way they taste when compressed to a delicious paste.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago

All we gotta do is convince the sky to jump in, and these billionaires are gonna have to drive everywhere.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That's sounds like a lyric from Dethklok 🤘

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 44 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 month ago

Even in the modern day the ocean seems to devour the hubris stricken.

No wonder people worshipped it.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I read in an article he was on the yacht to celebrate being acquitted in a US fraud case. I bet he was innocent…

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Well, he was a billionaire because he sold his successful business to Hewlett-Packard, who then wrecked it and strong-armed a case through the DoJ to claim he'd somehow misconstrued the value of his company, and then he spent 13 months in prison awaiting trial and was acquitted because the judge said HP just fucked it, so if we're making up theories about who's the villain in this story about an unexplained sinking... Maybe it's more complex than a cursory reading of a single news article?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Sorry, I’ve been pre conditioned to assuming every billionaire is an asshole and broke multiple laws to hoard unreasonable amounts of wealth (this fucking yacht for example) while actively making or passively watching other people live in poverty.

Fuck him, his acquittal, his boat and every one of his billionaire friends.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Well his 18 years old daughter died onboard that day, much like the kid in the titanic submarine. Only her mother survived. Maybe she was a little rich brat, maybe she would have become a world savior, who knows.

I’m all for eating the rich, but not before they are at least 45 years old, 18 is just sad.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

I think you're still right though. regardless of the situation with HP, he still created a company that, when sold, made him a billionaire. I don't think that is possible without also exploiting people.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago

Leaving the ocean to clean up all our messes smh

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago

Hail Neptune!

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I believe that if Jesus really exists he smiles every time a billionaire goes to hell

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

"There's no point in seeking vengeance, cause daddy(I) will render judgement onto all!"

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Storm-sunken. I'd love to know if there was a stupidity factor or if the Bayesian just got unlucky. To be fair, I'd expect a superyacht to be resilient to storms at sea and feature a savvy crew.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Damn, I was hoping the orcas got him.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

They're opening an investigation on the crew.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

I really like this annual ritual of sacrificing billionaires to the god of the oceans!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

1 down, 2700ish to go.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

So are we taking bets about who is going to be next?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Gives a whole new meaning to "Big money, no whammies" 😁

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

thanks again, comrade Poseidon

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Mwah-ha-ha-ha-ha!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Posiden really has it out for these rich dudes huh?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

I'll hold off on my celebration until their whole class ceases to exist, abolished and left in the past.

[–] mindbleach 1 points 1 month ago

Wasn't that basketball shot about premature celebration?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Feel like I’m OOTL here. Which others have we been rid of?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Weren't the guys involved in the submarine story a while back billionaires too?