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Flights cancelled in Japan after scissors go missing (www.bbc.com)

submitted 3 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/18888722

Thirty-six flights were cancelled and 201 delayed at a Japanese airport on the weekend after a pair of scissors went missing in a store near the boarding gates.

Security checks at Hokkaido’s New Chitose Airport domestic terminal were suspended for about two hours on Saturday morning, leaving hundreds of travellers temporarily stranded.

There were huge bottlenecks and queues as passengers in the departure lounge were forced to retake security checks.

Authorities tried to locate the missing scissors, which were found at the same store the following day.

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[–] [email protected] 98 points 3 months ago (5 children)

Authorities tried to locate the missing scissors, which were found at the same store the following day.

🤣

Imagine being the store clerk having to tell them that.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Imagine being the store clerc who misplaced them

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

*cleric

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)

あの…　すみません

はさみはここです…

ご…　ごめんなさい…

[–] ScrambledLogic 7 points 3 months ago

まったく…

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Smells like some policies are getting changed

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

I'd've definitely hid those scissors.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

Commiting Seppuku with scissors would suck.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Their concern is that the scissors could be used as a weapon to hijack planes. I'm not entirely sure how founded that concern is but people in Japan seem relatively fine with the whole situation so whatever.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 3 months ago

I'm not entirely sure how founded that concern is

Like many post 9/11 rules, probably not very..

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago

If the power of thoughts were real the people that stole or misplaced the scisors.would be dead