The original post: /r/usenet by /u/theferos on 2024-08-16 11:35:12.
Hi Cheapskates!,
It’s National Tell A Joke Day, and we at StingyUsenet are here to serve up something almost as good as a joke—a discount! Yep, we're actually giving away 35% off our one and only plan. Why? Because it’s the one day of the year where we pretend to be generous. Don’t worry, though—we haven’t lost our touch. Our plan is still as bare-bones as ever, but hey, at least it’s cheaper today.
Let’s be honest: National Tell A Joke Day is probably one of the most unnecessary holidays out there. But, if people need an excuse to tell corny jokes, who are we to judge? We might even throw one in ourselves. Ready? Why don't we offer more than one Usenet plan? Because variety is the spice of life, and we prefer things bland. Get it? We knew you'd love it.
Ready to grab that 35% discount? It’s as easy as pretending to enjoy a knock-knock joke. Bam—instant savings on a service that’s already scraping the bottom of the barrel.
As of right now until Friday the 23rd of August (12:00 CET), you'll get 35% discount!
Not a customer? Click below:
https://stingyusenet.com/en/order/?promocode=national-tell-a-joke-day-2024
Already a customer? Click below:
So, this National Tell A Joke Day, why not treat yourself to the hilariously underwhelming experience that is Stingyusenet? Sure, it’s not the most thrilling offer out there, but it’s 35% off, and in today’s world, that’s no laughing matter. Or maybe it is. Either way, grab the deal while it lasts—you might just surprise yourself with how little you can pay for something you probably won’t use all that much. Happy joking!
Cheers!
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