It’s amazing how many people thought posting shit like this would legitimately protect their info/pictures, etc.
Don’t forget to repost every year to keep it current! /s
this post was submitted on 07 Aug 2023
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There was the same crap in the 90s with servers full of warez and pirated games. On the main page you could read "Warning, if you’re from the FBI you are forbidden from clicking on the links because I forbid you" or some shit like that. It was laughable.
I… declare… BANKRUPTCY
I remember seeing thousands of these around 2016 before I fully went cold turkey off of Facebook.
tactically
tacitly?
Tactically!
Taciturnly. They are shy..
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