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[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I've got this. Showing up with just these items in your basket at Walmart would be certain to raise questions:

  • One script for a pilot of a series about the adventures of Thom Bombadil
  • One 1/2 scale, fully functional zamboni emblazoned with the San Jose Sharks team logo
  • One 1.75l bottle of Kirkland Signature French Vodka
[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

The vodka would probably get you thrown out

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Carrots Vegetable peeler Lube

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

What's a peeler lube? Or is it carrots vegetable?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I think the comment is missing some commas. This is what I think it's supposed to be:

Carrots, Vegetable peeler, Lube

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

I know, I know. I just wanted to poke fun at it. Maybe I should have added a /s?

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