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Alt text: A fake tweet in which Elon Musk laments how he's running out of money to run X/Twitter because he's a very litigious man. The actual text follows:
Data $4,000,000 Rent $680,000 Lawsuits $500,000,000 Labor $2,400,000 Candles $3,600 someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my website is dying
Stop spending money on lawsuits
No
It's my emotional support lawsuit
Load-bearing lawsuit
I let my lawyers file lawsuits sometimes, as a treat.
I estimate you could save 98.6% of your expenses by cutting all legal costs if you stopped being a massive piece of shit
no
That lawsuit might be the most pathetic one I have ever heard of. It should be thrown out but Muskrat filed it in North Texas for a reason.
Where's the budget for his bootstraps?
His dad paid for those, they are made of emeralds and blood.
if im not wrong twitter is still using bootstrap for bits and pieces of its website so it should be already included in its operational costs.
Is he saying that's lawsuits against him? Or cost of lawsuits he's filling against others?
given its a fake tweet, both?
First one, then t'other.
He could easily save 3600 if he just burned the lawsuit files
Sounds like a plan! You're hired!
Did he really just openly plagiarise Dril's second best known tweet?
No, I made it. It's fake.
That sound suspiciously like what Elons Fediverse account would say.
No, he would steal it from me, say he made it, and then threaten to sue me for pointing it out/give me a pony.
Ok it's fake, never mind.